Baby Making Time!

Bearded man: 'So many of my friends had kids. You know the ones that are married, sometimes they're on purpose...and sometimes they're not.

So wait, you actually know that you don't look natural?

Teen with knowing nod: 'But you can't even be fake tanned because then all that'd do would bring out the orange.

Private School Education At Its Finest

17-year-old Girl: Wait, so was I born in the Nixon era?

Oh What Is The World Coming To?

Teen girl: OH my god I love Jane Austen! She did such a good job directing Pride and Prejudice. I loved that movie.

No Words.

girl talking seriously to friend: i like a seductive, chipped nailcolor.

Wait, You Mean It's Not The Same Thing?

Girl to friend: "I don't mean ACTUALLY friends. I mean, like, facebook friends."




I would like to apologize for the disgraceful lack of updates. More to come, hopefully...

From Sea To Shining Sea

Sheltered student: "Well then why does everyone want to live in the United States?"
Disgruntled classmate: "Not EVERYONE wants to live here."

Keeping It Real

Freshmen#1 : I hate knock offs.
Freshmen#2 : Me too.
Freshmen #1 : Especially of things that should NEVER be knocked off. Like Snuggies.

Have Faith! God Works Miracles!

Snarky Teacher: So the quarter grades will be available next monday..
Student: *gasps, crosses herself, and puts her hands together looking at the ceiling*
Snarky Teacher: They're already printed. Praying won't help anything.

Realisticly

Giggling Blonde: I feel SO high right now.

Patronizing Friend: If you were high, I wouldn't be here.