24 Hours 7 Days a Week

Blonde to friend about baby names: Yeah, I knew a Wednesday. I also knew a Tuesday, and they weren't sisters.

To Be Green, Easy It Is Not

Student: Over the course of like, 30 seconds, his voice went from kermit the frog to yoda!

Baby Making Time!

Bearded man: 'So many of my friends had kids. You know the ones that are married, sometimes they're on purpose...and sometimes they're not.

So wait, you actually know that you don't look natural?

Teen with knowing nod: 'But you can't even be fake tanned because then all that'd do would bring out the orange.

Private School Education At Its Finest

17-year-old Girl: Wait, so was I born in the Nixon era?

Oh What Is The World Coming To?

Teen girl: OH my god I love Jane Austen! She did such a good job directing Pride and Prejudice. I loved that movie.

No Words.

girl talking seriously to friend: i like a seductive, chipped nailcolor.

Wait, You Mean It's Not The Same Thing?

Girl to friend: "I don't mean ACTUALLY friends. I mean, like, facebook friends."




I would like to apologize for the disgraceful lack of updates. More to come, hopefully...