Um.

Barista Girl: Ovaries!?
Barista Boy: Whaaat!?
Barista Girl: Oh, you said elbow grease. I thought you said ovaries.

Kumbaya, My Lord

Girl: She graduated kumbaya!

Teacher: Cum laude?

Girl: Oh yeah. I got it confused with the song.

Do you have a catchphrase too?

student to p.e. teacher: "Coach, can we turn the sprinklers on?"

teacher: "No. Why? Wait, why do you have a sweater on? Take it off."

student: "I can't. It's my thing."

- high school football field