Track Coach: Guys. Stop staring at the girls and do your strides.
Track Guy: But coach, I can't help it, it's a glandular problem!
Tuesday, April 27
The Greatest Invention Yet?
Female student: Use "legit." Not "legitimate."
Older male teacher: Oh, I'm hip to that. Don't assume that just because I'm Victorian... When I'm at my "crib" chilling with my "homies"...
Female student: Oh, and say "sketch."
Older male teacher: Is that... is that short for "sketchy?"
Female student: Yeah!
Older male teacher: You kids think you invented slang.
Older male teacher: Oh, I'm hip to that. Don't assume that just because I'm Victorian... When I'm at my "crib" chilling with my "homies"...
Female student: Oh, and say "sketch."
Older male teacher: Is that... is that short for "sketchy?"
Female student: Yeah!
Older male teacher: You kids think you invented slang.
Wednesday, April 21
Oh No The Soviets Di'int...
Studying student 1: Oh snap. OHHH snap.
Studying student 2: what?
Studying student 1: I feel some DRAMA coming on...
*drawn out pause*
(exasperated) between the Soviet Union and the US!
Friday, April 16
ABSolutely
History teacher, in relation to Putin: He's kind of like Teddy Roosevelt, but he has a better body.
Wednesday, April 14
Double Trouble
Female Student #1: Yeah, there were actually Communists in the government. There were those twins..."
Female Student #2: Twins? You mean the couple?
Female Student #1: Oh, right.
Teacher: It would've been more interesting if they were twins.
Female Student #2: Twins? You mean the couple?
Female Student #1: Oh, right.
Teacher: It would've been more interesting if they were twins.
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