Some More Jerks

Bored girl: Are you guys done with this jerking?

Indignant girl: No, I'm not done jerking! Never!

That's What Thursday Said

Awkward girl: He's pseudo-sexy, you know?

Teen girl to friend: Don't worry! I'll come over and play with you all you want!

Mind Powers Of The Future

Perfectly normal-looking girl: He was riding one of those segway things. You know, those little scooters that you control with your mind...

Not Stalls.

Kind of weird girl talking really fast: I like bathroom cubicles!

The HOEdown Throwdown

Girl 1: It's called jerking.

Girl 2: I can't jerk!

Now Let's Hear Your Thoughts on Eminem

Mother, to daughter: Marky-mark doesn't know how to be a white boy. He's trying so hard. White boy is a frame of mind.

Because You're That Pressed For Somewhere To Stay

Annoying Barista Girl #1: So I told her 'Hey, we can live together, but not with your boyfriend too.' That's just awkward, I don't want to live with him!
Annoying Barista Girl #2: haha I KNOW! So what'd she do?
Annoying Barista Girl #1: She dumped him.

That's What Peet's Said.

Annoying Barista Girl: We're gonna be in the back room doing super secret magic stuff - so don't you come!

Your Face Is Really Intelligent...

Hyper Barista Girl: My friend and I totally ended up accidentally complimenting each other last night!
Bored Barista Boy: Really.
Hyper Barista Girl: Yeah hahaha - we were all like 'your face is cool.'

We Aren't Interferring, We're Just Concerned

Business woman in a classy cafe # 1: So have you noticed anything about Karen and Michael?
Business woman in a classy cafe # 2: Yes, those two are always flirting and teasing! And they go get lunch all the time, so she can 'take notes' for him.
Business woman # 1: Oh, I know! But when her husband's around, it's a completely different story! They act like they don't know each other!
(both laugh their heads off)
Business woman # 2: *pause* So, are we going to tell her husband, or what?