Friday, July 17

Bitch, Get Me A Butterbeer

(Midnight Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince showing.Tthe movie is running late, everyone in the theatre is getting restless.)
Girl in costume #1 (points her wand at random girl in costume a couple rows down) : EXPECTO PATRONUS!
Girl in costume #2 (retaliates): CRUCIO!
Girl #1: WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!
Girl #2: IMPERIUS!
Girl #1: EXPELLIARMUS (girl #2 accidentally drops her wand)
Guy friend of girl #1, with satisfaction: You dropped your wand, BITCH!

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